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Spider-Man Beats Bad Guys, But Brand New Day Misses Beat

Jeff Ritter · August 5, 2026

Greetings, True Believers! It’s been about five years, give or take, since I’ve typed out a review. Parkinson’s Disease makes it difficult. I also don’t go to the movie theater much anymore…in fact, I don’t remember what the last movie I saw in a theater was.

Musk vs. Derrickson: When Did Every Movie Release Become a Culture War?

Raven Oweiner · July 23, 2026

Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey should have been one of those rare movie events that unite film lovers. A director with a sterling reputation. A timeless story. A cast packed with recognizable stars. A filmmaker known for practical effects taking on one of literature's greatest adventures.

The MCU is Now Classic Rock

Raven Oweiner · July 21, 2026

The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday opens with a warning.

“Something’s coming. Something we may not be able to deter.”

The line is meant to make us fear Doctor Doom.

Instead, it made me think about Marvel Studios.

When Hollywood Stopped Selling Stars

Bill Casticart · July 21, 2026

Watch the trailer for a Tom Cruise movie and you'll notice something curious. Before the story is established, before the villain has uttered a word, before the title even appears on screen, the marketing has already made its sales pitch.

Tom Cruise is sprinting across a rooftop.

Why Disney No Longer Waits for Classics

Bill Casticart · July 11, 2026

There was a time when a Disney remake arrived with the built-in advantage of nostalgia. *Cinderella*, *The Jungle Book*, and *Beauty and the Beast* returned to stories that had already spent decades becoming part of the culture.

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